things i need to keep in mind...
10. note to self - RAM's are very delicate objects. well, as u have clearly not been seeing, i havent written anything up on this blog for another long gap... wait, this time i have a good excuse... i actually lost my RAM. yep, u heard me, i lost my RAM. need to remind myself to never do that again... well, finally i got myself some new one's so i hope to continue writting... godwillingly...
9. note to self - come back home more often! seriously. not for my own sake, but for those ppl that have to listen to my mothers on-going complaints about how i hardly show my face around subang anymore. having a brother as a housemate that goes back every damn weekend isnt helping me a single bit... "if ur brother can come, why cant u...."
8. note to self again - consider picking up chess or ludo or solitaire as a hobby, something less strenuous on my soul. past few months have been an awful time in my career of being a football fan. its never been a better time to be an anti - arsenal supporter (from now on they'll be known as AAS, ironic rite?) but really, from the highs of yesteryears, these new lows of arsenal is really hard to take in, especially for a person with a weak heart like me. not only that, football in real-life been kicking my ass too. can u believe, after a hard fought group stage, quarter finals we're sent out by the toss of a coin. im sorry, but i never included tossing the coin as part of my training. think i'll take an hour a day, tossing the coin... then maybe i can go further. its like God threw a sucker punch at me, for all those time i saw 20 cents on the floor and was too egoistic to pick it up, now the same 20 cents came and grabbed me in the balls (you do know i was metaphorically speaking rite?)
7. note to self - read the bible again. its either im dumb (dont comment on that) or the bible as been playing a trick on me. im guessing this is still part of God's practical joke on poor little Jarred. if i do remember correctly, Ash wednesday to Easter sunday is supposed to be 40 days, or so it says in the bible, but then, just to make things harder for the average layman... they trick me and extend it a couple of days. 46 to be exact... why? why? why torture my already throbbing tormented fragile heart? ok,ok.. i know its supposed to be religious and all. but can you imagine how dumb i look counting down the days (which i thought was 40) to the wrong date? and im heavily defending it against my [technically] correct friends.
6. SERIOUSLY note to self - never over underestimate the power of a taiwanese sausage. i dont even want to elaborate. it hurts me too much just trying to recollect those painfully memories thats left a deep sorrowful scar on my heart [and ego].
5. note to self - never look a monkey in the eye. NEVER. male ego has tought me many things. male ego is somewhat a natural guideline for all men's questions and answers. men have male ego, women have Cleo. its the same thing. men should face all problems without fear, but thats not the same case when dealing with a monkey. men should stare down ur opponent with a vengence, but thats not the same case with a monkey. men should laugh in the face of danger and let it echo for mountains to hear, but again, thats not the same case when it comes to a monkey. finding trouble with a monkey will make ur dick crawl up thru ur ass to look a tail longer than the monkey's. i repeat, never look a monkey in the eye.
4. note to self - malaysia is a multiracial country. indian guy in a mandrin class with malay people. indian guy in mandrin class. coloured guy in not so coloured classroom. coloured guy with so-so coloured people with no non coloured people. indian guy coloured guy. indian guy. kapish? (now do u see something wrong with this picture?)
3. note to self - find out who is jack daniel and is johnie walker a black man? (another colour comment) there's too much blood in my alcohol system. really, there's been so much liquor flowing thru my body, i just hope most of it doesnt stay in there. i dont care which hole it chooses to come out thru, just as long as it comes out. but the biggest joke is the amount of cash thrown for drinks. if i gathered all that, i could probably invest in some prospersous property in some luxurious setting, just imagine... kiara maybe? du?
2. note to self - really, im not kidding, need to slow down on the drinks. there's nothing there to prove anymore, im not an 18 year old trying his first lambo. its safe to say i've ate salt and am already sick of it. but im quite sure i'll fail. there's way too much comedy involved. there's few things funnier than Chris Rock, but a drunk idiot has to one of them.
1. note to self - dont take people fr granted. on a more serious note, im making a bold statement here, that may life is gonna take a turn for the worse in the next few weeks. and im not only taking bout arsenal. and im already sweating in my pants just worrying about it. i dont see things looking bright in the near future, but i guess its the time to dig deep and persevere. its easy to face a challenge one by one. anyone one can do that, even that dog that survives everyday living by the road. but once it starts raining, and there's no more food, and there's a car heading right for ya... there's little chance for that dog to pull thru. well, i somehow feel, a lot of ppl will be goin thru hard times. its just that time of the year i guess. good luck people. im out! peace be with ya'll.
9. note to self - come back home more often! seriously. not for my own sake, but for those ppl that have to listen to my mothers on-going complaints about how i hardly show my face around subang anymore. having a brother as a housemate that goes back every damn weekend isnt helping me a single bit... "if ur brother can come, why cant u...."
8. note to self again - consider picking up chess or ludo or solitaire as a hobby, something less strenuous on my soul. past few months have been an awful time in my career of being a football fan. its never been a better time to be an anti - arsenal supporter (from now on they'll be known as AAS, ironic rite?) but really, from the highs of yesteryears, these new lows of arsenal is really hard to take in, especially for a person with a weak heart like me. not only that, football in real-life been kicking my ass too. can u believe, after a hard fought group stage, quarter finals we're sent out by the toss of a coin. im sorry, but i never included tossing the coin as part of my training. think i'll take an hour a day, tossing the coin... then maybe i can go further. its like God threw a sucker punch at me, for all those time i saw 20 cents on the floor and was too egoistic to pick it up, now the same 20 cents came and grabbed me in the balls (you do know i was metaphorically speaking rite?)
7. note to self - read the bible again. its either im dumb (dont comment on that) or the bible as been playing a trick on me. im guessing this is still part of God's practical joke on poor little Jarred. if i do remember correctly, Ash wednesday to Easter sunday is supposed to be 40 days, or so it says in the bible, but then, just to make things harder for the average layman... they trick me and extend it a couple of days. 46 to be exact... why? why? why torture my already throbbing tormented fragile heart? ok,ok.. i know its supposed to be religious and all. but can you imagine how dumb i look counting down the days (which i thought was 40) to the wrong date? and im heavily defending it against my [technically] correct friends.
6. SERIOUSLY note to self - never over underestimate the power of a taiwanese sausage. i dont even want to elaborate. it hurts me too much just trying to recollect those painfully memories thats left a deep sorrowful scar on my heart [and ego].
5. note to self - never look a monkey in the eye. NEVER. male ego has tought me many things. male ego is somewhat a natural guideline for all men's questions and answers. men have male ego, women have Cleo. its the same thing. men should face all problems without fear, but thats not the same case when dealing with a monkey. men should stare down ur opponent with a vengence, but thats not the same case with a monkey. men should laugh in the face of danger and let it echo for mountains to hear, but again, thats not the same case when it comes to a monkey. finding trouble with a monkey will make ur dick crawl up thru ur ass to look a tail longer than the monkey's. i repeat, never look a monkey in the eye.
4. note to self - malaysia is a multiracial country. indian guy in a mandrin class with malay people. indian guy in mandrin class. coloured guy in not so coloured classroom. coloured guy with so-so coloured people with no non coloured people. indian guy coloured guy. indian guy. kapish? (now do u see something wrong with this picture?)
3. note to self - find out who is jack daniel and is johnie walker a black man? (another colour comment) there's too much blood in my alcohol system. really, there's been so much liquor flowing thru my body, i just hope most of it doesnt stay in there. i dont care which hole it chooses to come out thru, just as long as it comes out. but the biggest joke is the amount of cash thrown for drinks. if i gathered all that, i could probably invest in some prospersous property in some luxurious setting, just imagine... kiara maybe? du?
2. note to self - really, im not kidding, need to slow down on the drinks. there's nothing there to prove anymore, im not an 18 year old trying his first lambo. its safe to say i've ate salt and am already sick of it. but im quite sure i'll fail. there's way too much comedy involved. there's few things funnier than Chris Rock, but a drunk idiot has to one of them.
1. note to self - dont take people fr granted. on a more serious note, im making a bold statement here, that may life is gonna take a turn for the worse in the next few weeks. and im not only taking bout arsenal. and im already sweating in my pants just worrying about it. i dont see things looking bright in the near future, but i guess its the time to dig deep and persevere. its easy to face a challenge one by one. anyone one can do that, even that dog that survives everyday living by the road. but once it starts raining, and there's no more food, and there's a car heading right for ya... there's little chance for that dog to pull thru. well, i somehow feel, a lot of ppl will be goin thru hard times. its just that time of the year i guess. good luck people. im out! peace be with ya'll.
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